Thursday, April 05, 2007

Candyman

I'm scouring for jobs on craigslist and I came across this one:

Network Snickers Audition
Reply to:
job-306647916@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-05, 2:23PM EDT

Looking for the UGLIEST 35-45 yr old male to audition for a national network Snickers commercial.

Must be EXTREMELY and UNBEARABLY UGLY! This is not a joke. We need the ugliest person we can find. Could it be you? Must be available to film from April 11-14. Send headshots or pictures via email as soon as possible.

Please no attractive or even mediocre looking people. Only the UGLIEST need apply.

Ha Ha Ha!!!

1 comment:

Big Daddy said...

Oh man. That's harsh. I hope it's real.