Friday, January 19, 2007

Sun Isn't In the Sky Oh Why Oh Why?

Dear London Weather God,

I am not sure why you have treated your residents so badly as of late. As you are very much aware, it has rained here for about three weeks straight with merely a one day break. My trousers have gotten soaked everyday, my hair looks a disaster, and it puts me in a terrible mood. You made things even worse yesterday with the horrible wind you inflicted upon us. I almost blew backwards down the escalator at Canary Wharf which really is not funny!

I am asking you kindly to rethink how you treat us Londoners or I will be forced to make a formal complaint to your superior.

Thank You,
Angry and Wet

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